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September 13, 2012
*Sidney has flown to Mexico to recover from carpel tunnel syndrome *

Sidney: I wonder how Babble-Bum is getting on. I wonder. I wonder. I wonder.

Babble-Bum:Did you call my name?????

**************** Sidney almost faints ********************************* Sidney thinks he is hearing the voice of Babble-Bum but that can't be! I have flown to mexico and I am here by myself!

Babble-Bum: I am here with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sidney. I am here with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

***** Good Heavens! Good Heavens! And dare I say it again Good Heavens! It's the ghost of Babble-Bum, Previous-Babble-Babble-Bum*************************************

Previous-Babble-Babble-Bum: I am here with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sidney. I am here with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*********** Sidney dropped dead from fright!!!! Sidney is DEAD! ************************** OH NO! *********************************

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And now the real Sidney turtle folks! It was just an imposter! Imposter Sidney dropped dead.

September 15, 2012

This website is dedicated to The Mississippi Delta, The gift that is music, the music of Marc Cohn & Bruce Springsteen, and Jack Daniels Whiskey. Please drink responsibly.

To spirits and legends,
Sidney Crosby The Turtle
The End



"Walking In Memphis"
Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
W.C. Handy, won't you look down over me
Yeah I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be

[Chorus]
Then I'm walking in Memphis
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel

Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union Avenue
Followed him up to the gates of GracelandThen I watched him walk right through
Now security they did not see him
They just hovered 'round his tomb
But there's a pretty little thing
Waiting for the King
Down in the Jungle Room

[Chorus]

They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But boy you've got a prayer in Memphis

Now Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
And she said
"Tell me are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"

[Chorus]

Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain